animalsbeingdicks: Don’t worry about the baby seal hat, they said. Polar bears are vegetarians, they said.
6am ... eternal
My brain: HOLY SHIT WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!
Me: What? What? What's wrong?
My brain: It's six in the morning! WAKE UP!
Me: Dude, we have the day off. We can sleep late.
My brain: ...oh.
Me: Yeah. We actually have two days off. In a row.
My brain: Like a weekend?
My brain: On Monday and Tuesday?
Me: Actually, today is Tuesday, so it's Tuesday and Wednesday.
My brain: It is?
Me: Yes. See, you're confused, and obviously need more sleep. Let's talk about this in a few hours.
My brain: Okay. Sorry I woke you up.
Me: It's okay. It's been a weird two weeks. Let's just go back to sleep.
My brain: Okay.
My brain: Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. HEY HEY HEY.
My brain: I like Primus.
My brain: Primus sucks.
My brain: Sailing the Seas of Cheese is awesome.
Me: Shut up and go back to sleep.
My brain: IS IT LUCK?! doot-doodle-doo-doodle-doo IS IT LUCK?! doot-doodle-doo-doodle-doo IS IT LUCK?! doot-doodle-doo-doodle-doo
Me: I hate you.
My brain: IS IT LUH-HUH-HUCK?!
Me: I'm going to hurt you with *so* much whisky and beer later.